Tuesday, July 20, 2010

I'll Give Him an "A" for Effort

Found this in my mailbox this morning from a Mr. "Penis Enlargement".

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I feel bad for him and his sister, "Breast". What awkward names. But I'll give him bonus points for an original sales pitch. Regrettably, I won't be sharing his link with you.