Emily Wing Smith makes an alliance with a book blogger before ravaging that poor woman from Cedar City.
Rick Walton fends off Brodi Ashton as her pack circles around from behind.
The sheer pandemonium of a hundred angry bibliophiles was too much for Leisha, who sought solace in a final text to her family before being overcome by a vicious LDS Book Blogger Gang from Sandy.
Next time I shall attend safely from the other side of the glass. I know better now than to mingle with Middle Grade or Young Adult authors and bloggers when food is on the table and cutting implements are an arm's reach away.