ADDitude Magazine: Church Meetings Are


Hey! It's summer camp time! Well, not NOW, but when I wrote about it at ADDitude Magazine it was very timely. This time, however, I didn't embarrass myself. I know! That's amazing, right? I wrote about how hard it was to keep up with verbal conversations while filling out forms and dealing with an interruption. At least my editor didn't post the article as "Church Meetings Are" which is what I titled it. I am very sure there was more to that title, but I forgot to finish jotting it down. Fortunately, I finished the blog before sending it to the Family Guy.

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